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Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #326666 03/22/13 05:59 AM
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JKB Hall of Fame 2015 Lunker J Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,692 Michigan	It's been miserable weather all week! Last edited by JKB; 03/22/13 06:07 AM.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #326669 03/22/13 07:19 AM
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FireIsHot Moderator Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 5,577 Likes: 402 Bonanza TX	2nd pic is a classic. AL

Re: Theatre of the absurd... FireIsHot #326675 03/22/13 07:37 AM
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esshup Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 29,788 Likes: 1295 Grovertown, Indiana	Does whistle pig have 2 "H's"? www.hoosierpondpros.com http://www.pondboss.com/subscribe.asp?c=4 3/4 to 1 1/4 ac pond LMB, SMB, PS, BG, RES, CC, YP, Bardello BG, (RBT & Blue Tilapia - seasonal).

Re: Theatre of the absurd... esshup #326684 03/22/13 08:17 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 3 United States Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 3 United States	Originally Posted By: esshup Does whistle pig have 2 "H's"? Let's see...hmmmm.... Whistle Phig. YES!! Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #326689 03/22/13 08:51 AM
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CJBS2003 Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame Lunker C Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 10,458 Likes: 3 Earth	Punxsutawney Phil was recently found with a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head... He couldn't take it anymore.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #326702 03/22/13 09:42 AM
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catmandoo Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,714 Likes: 3 Hampshire Co., WV	No One May Cross Minnesota State Lines with a Duck On Top Of Their Head It Is Illegal To Sleep On Top Of A Refrigerator Outdoors In Pennsylvania Subscribe to Pond Boss Magazine Peculiar Friends are Better than No Friends at All!

Re: Theatre of the absurd... FireIsHot #326802 03/22/13 08:48 PM
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JKB Hall of Fame 2015 Lunker J Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,692 Michigan	Originally Posted By: FireIsHot 2nd pic is a classic. That's the one that caught my attention. I put the cat up for Dwight! We are in for more next week!!! Last edited by JKB; 03/26/13 04:31 PM.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... jeffhasapond #326811 03/22/13 09:37 PM
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small pond Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 616 somerset county pa	Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond ....and this one is dedicated to Mike Otto: I've read through this entire thread well worth it. And if I learned anything from these posts it's why I don't have a backhoe Sarcasm...yet another free service I offer.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #327450 03/26/13 12:21 PM
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small pond Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 616 somerset county pa	Last edited by small pond; 03/26/13 12:22 PM. Sarcasm...yet another free service I offer.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #327485 03/26/13 03:12 PM
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Bing Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker B Joined: May 2002 Posts: 1,656 Likes: 1 Fayette County Illinois	No One May Cross Minnesota State Lines with a Duck On Top Of Their Head So this man walks into a psycharsrist (don't need one so I can't spell it) with a Duck on his head. The receptionist said, "Sir I see that you have a problem so I will see if the doctor can see you" Moments later he is put in an examining room and the nurse comes in: "Oops I can see there is quite a problem here, I will send the doctor right in". The doctor walks in the room and says, "What seems to be the problem here". The DUCK said, "Doc, what can you do about getting this man off of my Azz". "I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far." � Neil Simon,

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #327499 03/26/13 04:48 PM
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small pond Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 616 somerset county pa	Last edited by small pond; 03/26/13 04:51 PM. Sarcasm...yet another free service I offer.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #327569 03/26/13 09:23 PM
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small pond Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 616 somerset county pa	Sorry guys I had to post another. Sarcasm...yet another free service I offer.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #328190 03/31/13 09:34 AM
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JKB Hall of Fame 2015 Lunker J Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,692 Michigan

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #328663 04/03/13 04:37 PM
Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 616 somerset county pa small pond
small pond Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 616 somerset county pa	Sarcasm...yet another free service I offer.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... small pond #329511 04/09/13 12:24 AM
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esshup Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 29,788 Likes: 1295 Grovertown, Indiana	www.hoosierpondpros.com http://www.pondboss.com/subscribe.asp?c=4 3/4 to 1 1/4 ac pond LMB, SMB, PS, BG, RES, CC, YP, Bardello BG, (RBT & Blue Tilapia - seasonal).

Re: Theatre of the absurd... small pond #329514 04/09/13 05:16 AM
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john kelsey J Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 186 Likes: 2 mi.	You got that one right. Last edited by john kelsey; 04/09/13 05:16 AM.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... john kelsey #329525 04/09/13 07:34 AM
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esshup Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 29,788 Likes: 1295 Grovertown, Indiana	And just for Bruce: www.hoosierpondpros.com http://www.pondboss.com/subscribe.asp?c=4 3/4 to 1 1/4 ac pond LMB, SMB, PS, BG, RES, CC, YP, Bardello BG, (RBT & Blue Tilapia - seasonal).

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #329527 04/09/13 08:23 AM
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John Wann Hall of Fame Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,678 Likes: 2 Phelps county, Missouri	Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello If you don't pay your bill with Otto, this is what he does to your truck with his backhoe... I wish this forum had a like button. Only on second page and LMAO. How did I ever miss this thread. If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #329537 04/09/13 09:23 AM
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John Wann Hall of Fame Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,678 Likes: 2 Phelps county, Missouri	Beginning to end. 1 hour. If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.

Re: Theatre of the absurd... John Wann #329617 04/09/13 07:22 PM
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 29,788 Likes: 1295 Grovertown, Indiana esshup Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
esshup Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 29,788 Likes: 1295 Grovertown, Indiana	There's a thread on another forum that I hit once in a while and it's over 5300 pages long. I don't know if you'd ever get to the end of it if someone just started at page 1. That thread was started 3-12-2010 on the other forum. www.hoosierpondpros.com http://www.pondboss.com/subscribe.asp?c=4 3/4 to 1 1/4 ac pond LMB, SMB, PS, BG, RES, CC, YP, Bardello BG, (RBT & Blue Tilapia - seasonal).

Re: Theatre of the absurd... John Wann #329644 04/09/13 08:40 PM
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Omaha Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,856 Likes: 23 Colorado	Originally Posted By: Jwwann Beginning to end. 1 hour. Most entertaining hour of your life though right? Subscribe to Pond Boss Magazine

Re: Theatre of the absurd... Bruce Condello #329717 04/10/13 10:12 AM
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ewest Moderator Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker E Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 22,033 Likes: 483 Miss.	If you like this thread then you should see the Pond Boss Funnies here : http://forums.pondboss.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=253538&page=1

Re: Theatre of the absurd... esshup #329721 04/10/13 10:28 AM
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outdoorlivin247 O Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 725 IL	Originally Posted By: esshup There's a thread on another forum that I hit once in a while and it's over 5300 pages long. I don't know if you'd ever get to the end of it if someone just started at page 1. That thread was started 3-12-2010 on the other forum. Hmmmmm, small world...Just went over there and stalked your lastest post!!!

Re: Theatre of the absurd... outdoorlivin247 #329877 04/11/13 09:18 AM
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RhinoRod R Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 5 Nebraska, SE	Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was gathering his gear for an upcoming fishing trip with the boys. His wife was standing there watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing with your friends. Maybe you should sell your lures, fishing poles, and boat so you can spend more time around the house. Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" �There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.� "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" �I wasn't."

Re: Theatre of the absurd... ewest #329883 04/11/13 09:30 AM
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John Wann Hall of Fame Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,678 Likes: 2 Phelps county, Missouri	Originally Posted By: Omaha Originally Posted By: Jwwann Beginning to end. 1 hour. Most entertaining hour of your life though right? Ha Ha! You bet! Originally Posted By: ewest If you like this thread then you should see the Pond Boss Funnies here : http://forums.pondboss.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=253538&page=1 Going to check it out now. If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.