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Late night water changes never go well! RIP Diego ~ off to that big aerated pond in the sky!

I think it is more likely you and/or Diego was picked on Peroni than salt

Hflyer, was glad to get your check today. I am glad you got my PM and put your SS number on your check. I do have good news and better news. You have excellent credit and I don't have to walk in the rain to pay for my gas with cash anymore. A credit card is a great thing. My meal today was a big step up over the 3.53 I spent at Mickey D' yesterday. I realize I need more help,maybe a pro like Travis. If you could talk to some of your friends to secure more funds, we may wrap this up in no time. Your loyal friend and defender of Diego.

A hamster AND a catfish? Sounds like there is a pattern here.

Ken, I'm on it.

That wasn't my ssn, it was Bob's and I think the check might have bounced, but at least you had one good day and that is more than we can say for diego lately......

Daggone, if what you say is true, my cousin Davy Crockett got killed for naught. However we will still forge on and find justice for Diego. We are currently working the theory that the fat head was at fault. Fat or Big heads as they are called in the mountains are always acting superior to everyone and everything. Therefore it is only natural that a long suffering fish like Diego would finally snap. I have wanted to shoot a couple of big heads myself, but they took my guns after my latest incident. The dead hamster does raise some flags(mostly red) and we will leave no stone unturned. We do need help with this query. Please post your ideas while the fire is still hot.

Not a theory, we've already established Sunil's responsibility.

Sunil's never quite forgiven Todd for the snapper in the outhouse caper......maybe he's harboring ill will against creatures with whiskers?

YS, way to go. We may need to set up a "Volunteer" chapter. You could be a great asset but you need to set up your own finances. P.S. Be very wary of HiFlyer.

Fantastic. My friends, who put the turtle in the outhouse after they couldn't get it to stay in the bed of my truck for its invitation to dinner at one of our places, will be elated to know that Todd is to blame. They love razzing that boy!

YS, despite what KENC sas, I got your back!! Start your chapter!!

That snapper would like the remains of the 2 victims and would do a good job of getting rid of any evidence of foul play. What a twisted tail of horror we weave.

Well, I've been down this chapter road before. Once upon a time I tried to forge a bond with JHAP by starting a regional offshoot of the GSA, which I designated "Reckless Enthusiasts of Cyanellus Trying to Utilize Murderous Sunfish". Conceptually, it was a great success, but when we got to the acronym stage the whole thing fell apart for some reason.

-- RECTMUS = GSA -- --

Yo YS, Very funny. Do you have any leads? This global warming is chilling my inquiry, so we may have to defer to you. Good luck.

Our perp has been strangely quiet lately. You don't suppose he's skipped town on us?

It may be too late, but I suggest we go ahead and freeze his assets anyway before he's able to make it outa the country.

One day Jhap will have his epiphany and discover it is in fact his clever, deceitful, coveted GSF that are his true trespassers and destructive property thieves...Nasty, sneaky thieves often gathering by the 1000's in turbin wrapped disguises to become terrestrial and ambulatory!! Sneaky, Devil's spawn, straight from the bowels of Hades

Some of my favorite times when I was a kid was catching them on a cane pole. I have never seen one in Va.(39 yrs.). I stocked HBG thinking they might revert back but the bass wiped them out in a few years. One mans' vinegar is another ones' honey.

This post was way better than the movie Net Flix sent in the mail today! Thanks for the belly laughs. CMM

+1 CMM - Oh man, I just stumbled upon this...comedic gold!

While I didn't know Diego personally, I felt a perceptible twinge of sadness viewing the funeral pyre photo. Dramatic departure!

Sunil, whenever you sit before the fireplace, may you always breath the redolence of his toasted slime coat til the end of your days.

Fare thee well, Diego.

Good point Allen, do you think we could use some of Sunils' money to investigate him.

(psst.....Hey...........it's me)

Yesterday, I was driving up to my house when I saw five black Suburbans lined up in my drive way.

I turned around and took off. My first thought was "head south now!"

So now I'm in Mexico. I know, I know, dumb move! "Diego" and all...

Should have gone to Canada...

Linus(whom ever),I hope you took pleeeently of bottled or Diego will have his revenge.

We're too late, it looks like he slipped through our fingers! Oh, well, I've alerted the border patrol so they'll be watching for him in case he ever tries to return. We can rest assured we'll never see him this far north again, our side of that border is sealed tight-as-a-drum!

Update the APB. There's a new alias on the loose!

The "sealed as tight as a drum" border has put all of my old carpenter friends out of business. You can not walk on a construction site without slipping on a taco wrapper.