That sounds like it might be fun. But you might be able to have more fun for the money......

We have some folks here who will do just about anything to get rid of these fowl things, and y'all need our favorite option: TOYS.

Everything from remote conrol boats to stand-up jetskis.
It's a little early here in OH to be on the stand-ups, as the ice just melted, but the remote control boats you can use anytime and the geese are very afraid of them. Go buy the biggest one (not the most expensive necessarily) and have some FUN. Or send your kids out to do it for you. You won't have to ask them twice.