Fire - salad in a place like this is simply sacrelicious, unless it's a rib tip salad smothered in 911 mop sauce. I'm going to pretend I didn't even read that post...recommend deleting ASAP to minimize damage to your pondboss cred.
Ok, I'll admit I had a weak public moment, but don't think for a minute that I haven't stuck an Adrenaline filled needle in a chest before. Just haven't figured out how to do it to myself in a BBQ related emergency.
