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Very interesting read. You didn't seen anything just an odd smell?
See I have heard many many times here in Canada up north that you will smell a bear before you hear or see him. They have a distinctive odder to them.
It is just too cold, north of the border, for bears or sasquatches to perspire. Besides that, they know where there are lots of remote saunas that are not locked. Before and after hibernation, they go in and take a good hot steam bath, and then go out swimming in an ice cold lake. After the swim, it's time to further relax with several Labatt's or Molsons. So, they just smell like lots of the locals. They also belch and hiccup like the locals from the beers they slurped down. I also have it on good authority that Sasquatch does not like ice cold Canadian beer. That same good authority says that they prefer something called Shiner Bock served at outdoor ambient temperature.
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Ahh ha ha. Our sauna is never locked and lots of white birch in there too. Wonder how they find the matches?
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Ugh, Rick Dyer again?
I wonder if this body is in a freezer also.... I had hoped this guy's 15 minutes of fame were up.
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
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In Texas.  I can't argue that. I know Dyer's lying because the local meth heads would have him at the pawn shop before the sun hit the horizon.
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Thanks for sharing, Steve. Were this account even slightly believable, shooting a Bigfoot would serve as a strong case for capital punishment, in my humble opinion.
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Thanks for sharing, Steve. Were this account even slightly believable, shooting a Bigfoot would serve as a strong case for capital punishment, in my humble opinion. Especially if it turned out to be a hoax and he killed a human in a costume.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Good grief as a taxidermist at least whoever sewed that costume together could have done a better job hiding the seam where the artificial fur comes together! Oh wait that's hard to do with a zipper!
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If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Cecil, don't you know that that's not a zipper, it's where the autopsy cuts were made!
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I hope he comes to Nebraska - have plans for some new landscaping berms on the farm anyhow.
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Cecil, don't you know that that's not a zipper, it's where the autopsy cuts were made! Riiiiight!
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Looks like one of them Duck Dynasty guys after a looong Texas Hold Em game.
Do nature a favor, spay/neuter your pets and any weird friends or relatives.
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I know that show is popular but if one of those guys showed up at my house I'd get my gun.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Hmmm, sounds familiar. Anyone here remember the traveling exhibit from the 70's that featured the Minnesota Iceman?
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
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Ugh, Rick Dyer again?
I wonder if this body is in a freezer also.... I had hoped this guy's 15 minutes of fame were up. I am sure no one is surprised.  Rick Dyer Confesses again to duping the public As for Hank's creator, he's a man named Chris Russell. He told The Huffington Post that he built the body, not suspecting that Dyer planned to charge admission to view the contrivance.
Russell owns the Spokane, Wash.-based Twisted Toybox, where he creates custom Halloween masks, props and costumes for attractions around the world. Dyer contacted him last year, "saying that he was going to be making a film about Bigfoot and they needed a Bigfoot prop. It was a very non-descriptive phone call, other than the fact that he needed a prop of a dead Bigfoot laying there," Russell told HuffPost.
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Anything that idiot says about bigfoot should be Immediately ignored..
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