Dogs belong under the house, not in it.

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when dad gets home.

You know, a 30-30 bullet fit's in a .410 shotgun. It oughta be OK.

It shouldn't take long to get the powder out of a big package of black cats. Hold all the fuses aside.

Dave, the cops just pulled up in front of the house.

It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.

Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa