Lol, I still use some of these, especially "Turn off the TV it is time for dinner"

Some others off of the top of my head:
"Walk to the bus stop down the street"
"Family TV show"
"I built it in shop class!"
Impromptu unmoderated sports of any kind. You know, call the pals and go play crush the kid with the ball (football), or garbage can goalies for hockey.