Chores? What city kids today have them?
Allowance
Paper or Plastic?
How much gas would you like today?
Can I check your oil and wiper fluid?
Filling station
Push mower (no, not the kind with 4 wheels)
It's getting close to 3,000 miles. It's time for a tune up, gotta check the points, and look at the plugs.
Leaded gas
I'm going to get the belt!
BGK, you beat me to streetlights.
