I think you're probably already way ahead. JHAP's positive post count is subject to the LCL Punitive Divisor, and should be further reduced because many of his posts actually encourage propagation rather than extermination of green sunfish. I refer to this as the Green Sunfish Negative Multiplicand Corrective Effect. I would guess that his positive post count,when subject to these corrections, is probably closer to zero. In fact, it might even be negative.
Yolk, given your
propensity toward creative and fuzzy mathematics I believe that you could have a promising career in governmental budgeting.