I'll give a free, one-year Pond Boss Subscription to someone who participates in this thread. If you have a subscription already, I will extend it one year.

Here's the rules:

In twenty words or less (ALL CAPS), name something you've observed at your pond, or somebody else's, that you think flies in the face of conventional wisdom.

One April 1, I will randomly draw a winner from all who participated.

I will start. Of course I'm not eligible to win.

YELLOW PERCH, PACKED IN A CAGE, WILL AGRESSIVELY FEED FROM THE SURFACE WHEN THE WATER IS 35 DEGREES FARENHEIT.

Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.