No fear, Bushwacker. I'm confident that I can tell the difference.
The dastardly green sunfish lacks the courage to mount the frontal assault necessary for an ocular injury, even on a lowly bluegill. When especially provoked, they will occasionally blindside the unsuspecting, defenseless victim with a quick kick to the urogenital aperture. This can hardly be considered sporting behavior, but what else would you expect from green sunfish?
