Originally Posted By: Yolk Sac
[quote=Bruce Condello]Theo finally tired of playing second fiddle in the Pond Boss world, which he came to view as limited in potential, as well as being full of annoying people like Sunil. He's launched an alternative publication which he calls "Pollboss", and is at this moment chasing a 2500 pound bull across a field in central Indiana with pair of boltcutters.


Could this be him? A past post from Cecil....

Originally Posted By: Cecil Baird1
I took artistic liberty with the name and location of the officer.

An Oregon Water Resources officer stopped at our property yesterday "I need to inspect your property for water usage."

I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....",

The officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the state government of Oregon with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this #%@ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your #%@ing BADGE!!"