Cecil this is hilarious - it deserved a rebirth!

Also, I'm 100% with you on the bathroom door issue, and also faucets or soap/towel dispensers. Airports are the worst if they don't have auto everything. I do not miss traveling - at all. If I have to touch anything in a bathroom I figure I'm better off taking my chances on my own germs and don't do any washing. Suffice it to say I go to extreme lengths to avoid public bathroom use.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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