WHY do you have more than one pair of jump ropes????

Don't even try to say that they belong to your daughters.

And please, please, please tell me that you're not using DMD as a mixer.

This is a cry for help, plain and simple.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."