@Cecil $6k buys a very comfy mattress
Still a lot of money to a poor slob like me.

I can write a good letter but sure as heck wouldn't charge $6000.00 to do it.
I got a couple people fired after I sent a letter to the oil company corp they worked for. No sympathy as they very poorly represented their workplace and were way out of line.

Lets just say they made fun of what I do for a living at the counter.
I also fired a letter to a chemical company regional and national headquarters after their local supplier refused to sell me fertilizer and told me I was crazy for trying to fertilize a pond. They made him apologize.