Pond Boss Forums GENERAL QUESTIONS Pond Boss Possible Radiation Leak For Indiana/Michigan Folks

It has been beautifully sunny days up here, so, I would guess a bit of radiation has occurred

And to think the moderators were worried about this thread

I could change that rather quickly if you'd like.

What are the political implications and how does this relate to global warming?

Sunil, that's the official name..... Wait for JHAP.

Wow, I turn my back on you people for one moment and you get all "conspiracy theory" on me.

So let us dispel some unfounded rumors.....

1. The GSA had absolutely nothing to do with any radiation leaks (possible or actual) in Indiana or Michigan. Nothing, Nada, Nyet.

2. While performing my heart felt, love inspired, speech at the conference I was not drunk. Had I have been drunk I probably would have broke into song - probably a Creedence Clearwater Revival medley.

3. The photo that you have of the power plant is in fact San Onofre or "San O" as it is referred to over here. The actual location is the "Old Mans" surf break - a very fun place to surf if you don't mind three-eyed fish. I once convinced one of my friends that the buildings were the location of the Playtex Cross Your Heart Bra factory. The power plant went off line on January 31st and is likely to remain off line for many more months. The GSA had nothing to do with this incident either.

4. The Soccer Ball power generator is real and it works. Unfortunately we invested all of the GSA's huge pension fund in the Hacky Sack Power Pack and it hasn't caught on as well.

5. The Southern California's CPA luncheons were suspended after a debate as to whether or not it is more fun to prepare Form 6251 "Alternative Minimum Tax" (AMT) or Form 8903 "Domestic Production Activities Deduction" (DPAD) got heated and turned to fisticuffs. Those of us that believed that the 8903 form was truly hilarious put a serious beat down on the 6251ers. We now strike fear in the hearts of the wimpy AMTers and the media has nicked named us the "DPAD Demons." When we don our colors (Magenta and Chartruse) and cruise tax conventions people show us the respect that we deserve.

Now stop spreading rumors about us or we'll nuke Indiana off the map.

There was a time, not so long ago, that such a harsh diatribe would have been enough to send me packing. I was young then, unwise to the ways of the world, innocent and trusting, a believer in the inherent good of mankind.

Unfortunately for you and your GSF minions, I have spent the last few years engaged in growing Hybrid Bluegills. This endeavour has afforded me the opportunity to harden my nerve, and deepen my resolve. No longer am I concerned with empty threats, harsh rhetoric, or snide comments. The scornful laughter of the uninformed now falls on my deaf ears, whilst their condescension falls away like fish slime on a freshly waxed graphite fishing rod.

So as is plainly evident dear sir, I have faced oppression before, and I will not shirk from its countenance yet again. Nay, I welcome it.

And just so you know, I was recently bitten by one of the irradiated HBG's, and I'm beginning to develop super powers.

Yikes! Dueling verbage.

There was a power plant in that photo, I must have missed it.....

Wow. These kinds of threads usually only occur in the deepest and darkest of the winter months due to severe cabin fever.

Or when it's too durn hot outside to do anything!! Just like the guys down south complain when the temp drops into 50's, anything over the upper 80's up here elict the same response from me.

JHAP, I'd like to see the Chartruse/Magenta outfit............

Hey, I thought the GSA Pension Fund was earmarked for beer at a certain Missouri get together. Is Hoffa alive and well and masquerading as a Bean Counter?

Dave,

Whatever it takes to provide a cover identity!

I have a feeling that the power-plant picture was meant to get gutter-minded people in trouble for the bit of correlation in there. Not that I am gutter-minded or anything.