I end up shooting one or two snakes a year at the pond to help ensure domestic tranquility. My wife still claims all Northern Water Snakes will try to climb in a rubber raft full of helpless women and children after having only one exhibit this behavior.

If you are killing snakes to please your spouse, be sure she sees the corpse. You get more Honeydew Points that way.


"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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