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I can't remember which comedian had a routine about finding out that hotdogs contained beef lips. This kinda grossed him out - he always thought beef lips were the sort of "beef by-product" that went into dog food. \:\(

Then he realized that there must be a part of a cow worse than beef lips that went into dog food.


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