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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away or sell them.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Last edited by Cecil Baird1; 04/28/12 10:01 PM.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Very good, Cecil. And your friends don't ask, "is your dog high maintenance?"
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Didn't marry a high maintenance woman thank God!
Last edited by Cecil Baird1; 05/17/12 04:20 AM.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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A good way to tell which one is your friend, lock your dog and your wife in your trunk for two hours and see which one is glad to see you when you open it up!
Last edited by Bayouhunter; 04/28/12 11:48 PM.
THE LONELIEST BAYOU IN THE WORLD... BAYOUSELF !
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Lunker
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You could get arrested for both...on that one if you get caught...
Women don't whine to go out...fortunatly they just go....
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Half your stuff???? HA! More like 3/4 of it. Just ask me and I will tell ya!!!
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Lunker
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I'm lucky to have mine. Somebody has to do the work...
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