Ahoooy ye small water pirates . Bloody William Kidd rasin the flag on the big day. Got well from dat broke leg from fallin off the stool when ole Iron Roger Read was tellin about leaddy header.

Cutlass is sharp and eyeglass is scanin the horizon for cold water Black Jack doin pond surveys on his skiff or them sneeky low life mist creatures. They be a goin to Davy Jones locker ifin I catch umm round my waters. Be an eye a-pealed for Mad Sam to see what his pirates who play games with other swashbucklers are a doin. Ole Guvner been land locked with no water for floatin his boat so its been easy sailin down in them southern seas.