Arrrrgggghhhhh . Not 26 thar matey thar only be 17 pirates left an only 16 which can walk. Ole Black Jack Kidd be asunder what with his feets be recoverin from ice skatin on frozen ponds bare afoot. Trouble it be for BJK causein he lost his skiff called boogie board stuck in da ice. I bet dem 26 fake pirates wit patches be yellin somein else like a ruuunnn fer urrr life da Guvvvnneerrrr on our arrrssss.

Bloody William Kidd