Arrrrgh!!! "Iron Tom Flint" be a mighty fine pirate name, as befittin' a great scurvy scurge o' the seven seas an' laundry room such as yurself! An' it beseems to me it be a mite fiercer name than "Iron Barry Manilow." Arrrrgh!!

-Bloody Sam (not Raoul) Kidd

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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