Aye, Bloody Sam Kidd.

Me thinks these hardballin' Pirates of yers don tight pants & beanie caps & play games with other swashbucklers. They durn sure don't eat cod and drink grog like us Pirates. Some seys they get wenches though???!!!!

Me thinks their ship was unlucky and came into port dead last!!!


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."