Lucky ye be t' be a mere stone's throw from a whole 'burg full o' pirates, scurvy landlocked three-river pirates though they be. But if yer tryin' to play with these pirates, careful must ye be; me hears they play hardball! Arrrgh!!!

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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