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Ahoy mateys! Me wench is fillin me up with grog and salt cod. Then if the scurvey don't get me, I'll be comin after ye gold. Then me crews gonna plunder yer wenchs.
Arrrghhhh!
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Yep, Eric; lots of natural, pure organic, non chemical fertilizer.
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So ye thinks yer fertilzer don't stink Guvnor Davidson? Me thinks the mateys and I will come a callin' to yer pond.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Please don't wade in it. I try to provide a holistic environment.
Besides, I know your wife won't let you come.
Ka-Boom! One across the bow.
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(This is just how Peter Lorre Day at work started.)
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Yargh... this thread is going to be the death o' me... made me larf 'til me ribs are crackin'.
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GarrrghhHHGGhghghg!
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I find this thread highly objectionable. This forum is no place for Theo logy, and you have a lot of gallus to noodle about it. Peg Leg Lou
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Ahoy mateys! Me thinks me hull has sprung a leak. She's going down fast....jettison the cannonballs and the wenchs. Keep the grog and the salt cod!
Come Halloween, me and the mateys are comin to Guvnor Davidson's house dressed as Brit Tax Collectors! Then we going to bathe in your pond and kill ye fish! Yes mateys! It's me own version of the Boston Tea Party!
(just kidding)
Black Jack Kidd, what kind of cod be that monster! Can ye salt it?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Originally posted by heronblu: I find this thread highly objectionable. This forum is no place for Theo logy, and you have a lot of gallus to noodle about it. Peg Leg Lou"Gallus" be meaning "yaaaaard bird" there matey. Me don't know what "Theo" be meain'. We made our school marms walk the plank. By the way thar lad, life's hard in pirate school for a pirate named Bob.
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Aye Bobby! Might you be Bad Old Bobby Hook from the south seas? Me thinks me saw your ship sailin low on the horizon wit your SOS flag flyin high!
Arrgghhhhh....it be a good pirate's trick for a plunderin.....
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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"Gallus: be meanin' suspenders. Ye whole lot of scurvy, barnacle suckin' pond-lubbers could find yourselves suspended from the Guvner's rope be ye found muddyin' up his waters. RRRRR!
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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I be fishin with me cousin Bloody Sam Kidd, when outs a noweir I hear 'im a yellin "Garrrrr, garrrrrrh, garrrrr!! O' course I not give it a second think bein' he always be yellin "Garrr, garrr, garrr" anyways. Sos I look his way an he have him a bloody cod the size of seven ships n seven sails!
That be me story 'n I'm a stickin with it!!
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It be like that time playin' Street Hockey when we were but young lubbers; ye didna head me warnin' of "Carrr! Carrr! Carrr!" and were struck by a Montego, a right proper name frum the Caribees. Ye've never been right err since. Arrgh!
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Well, well, well! Guess who is Captain Bess Cash! I will try to just post once here at the boy's club (wouldn't want to spread the gas too thin), but you all needed to know who was really in charge ! By the way, does that make me the "wench"?!? Deb
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"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Ahoy Guvnor Davidson......me thinks you might be a pirate yourself. Me thinks me saw you sailin' on yer ship named The Lady's Barrister. A vile & scary ship she be, puttin fear into pirates low an high!
When me crew saw yer boat, every scurvy-boned mate who was married jumped ship. Me had a mutiny on me hands.
Aaarrrggggghhhh!!!!!!
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Sunil, I'm not surprised your crew jumped ship when they saw me. You know, they name hurricanes after people. Heck, I've been blamed for mudslides, ice storms, earthquakes and assorted other local calamities. Most from an x-wife.
But me, a pirate? Hell no; I'm a Headhunter of the slimiest sort. My goal is to do obscene things to your recruiting budget (or else).
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Mates ye beta watch dat Guvner Davidson. He be kin to dat edie amen dada from the black continent who trades in slaves and is known to have his wenches and enemies for lunch if he be hungry. Bloody William Kidd
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Scorched Earth...here goes. I think Bruce's data sampling missed a huge region that could skew his chart considerably...San Francisco, I hear there are a lot of A$$ Pirates out there
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Captain Tom Rackham with his wench Calico Bess Rackham, ready to pillage here.
Teach a man to grow fish... He can teach to catch fish...
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Iron Roger Read here & ARR .. it seems me wench be your sister? ARRGGG ?? Red Mary Rackham has bean a gooood wench fer near 32 yer.
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If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric
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AaRrrGgHhh I seen dat Capt. Tom Rackham and his boat. It be like a garrgh -- sleek and fast with teeth. It be called Texoma Boss and it has sailed the 7 seas far and wide. No capt. knows the water better and he not ever be caught. Even Guvner Davidson and his crew of headhunters can't get close to Capt. Tom and da Texoma Boss. Bloody William Kidd
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Aye, Cap'n Tom! Ye be a limin ponds from sea to sea. Ye best not be showin up at me pond in yer float tube. I be firin one crost yer bow! Arrrrrrrrgrrh!
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Arrrgh! I hurt me eyeball with a fishin weight! Pullin on a snag was I.
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