It be like that time playin' Street Hockey when we were but young lubbers; ye didna head me warnin' of "Carrr! Carrr! Carrr!" and were struck by a Montego, a right proper name frum the Caribees. Ye've never been right err since. Arrgh!

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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