I be fishin with me cousin Bloody Sam Kidd, when outs a noweir I hear 'im a yellin "Garrrrr, garrrrrrh, garrrrr!! O' course I not give it a second think bein' he always be yellin "Garrr, garrr, garrr" anyways. Sos I look his way an he have him a bloody cod the size of seven ships n seven sails!

That be me story 'n I'm a stickin with it!!


Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.