The guys over at FishItch wrote the funniest thing! I thought you guys could appreciate it

They're a bunch of really nice folks!
"Ring their dinner bell!
From the day I was weaned off the teat, I was raised on my momma's meatloaf. To this day, ya put a slab of meatloaf in front of me, and woo, son! My mouth�s waterin� and m� tummy�s growlin�. Same is true fer the fish we pursue, and fer a lot of �em, their �meatloaf� is commercial fish feed. Yep. If you�re chasin� a spring trout stockin� or fishin� fer hatchery-raised catfish, them fish knows a pellet when they sees it, and what they sees is din-din. Better yet, just like our guests always loved momma�s meatloaf even if they never had it before, wild fish gobble up fish food pellets too. Truth is, most of the fish caught on Stubby Steve�s are wild--they never saw a pellet in their lives, but they loves this stuff. So why not just use feed pellets fer bait? Simple. You can�t skewer 'em on a hook--but you sure as heckfire can Stubby Steve�s. Stick it on a lure to add scent or fish it on its own. If you fish a lake or pond with a feeder, this�ll outfish anything else you could put on yer hook. If you poke it onto a jig, all kinds of fish�ll be on it like folks on momma�s meatloaf at a potluck!
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