As Dwight's pond is over 5 acres or so, you should just tell him that you released it in his pond. But tell him it was about 15 lbs.
It will make him feel real good.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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