Like the OJ trial - it does not fit so we must acquit.
However, in spite of the acquittal, Mr. J. HAP did fail to observe the self-imposed 7 minute 31 second posting/reading moratorium, so he is hereby found to be in contempt of court and a fine is levied in the amount of ONE MILLION DOLLARS (movie reference anyone? This is an easy one!), payable to the Jesse West Foundation!