as Ash said on "The Army of Darkness" This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
that helps with all the
creatures out there that want to eat you. Lions, tigers, bears, flying monkeys, carnivorous squirrels, salamander attack teams, vampire frogs( have to use wooden shot).