Did you try to bite one of the game wardens?

No, and I was glad they didn't notice my cased, muskrat removal tool was within easy reach. That always adds another 20 minutes to any inspection while numbers are checked.
The first words out of your mouth, if you get pulled over up here and have a CCW Permit, better be to instruct the Officer on your current status, and be Truthful!. Then, the other Peace Officer, who has a great shot, will holster his weapon.