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Yeah, and we're the only Forum that will admit a North Central WV lawyer. I know! I was trying to get onto a bowling forum, but when they wouldn't have me, I bought a farm and two ponds! 
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There is a GSF addict criminal defense online market you may want to develop. I think they avoid social networks though. Yeah, I've just got to find a way to infiltrate their ranks and become known as a trusted resource. Of course, not having a single GSF in my ponds doesn't help my odds!
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Give JHAP your GPS coordinates. He can seed them from the DeathStar.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Just tell JHAP you have GSF in your pond and that you like them, and you'll be in the club.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Just tell JHAP you have GSF in your pond and that you like them, and you'll be in the club. Then there will be 3 members.
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There is a GSF addict criminal defense online market you may want to develop. I think they avoid social networks though. We don't need any fancy lawyering. We eliminate any would be plaintiff's the old fashioned way - through threats, intimidation, and bodily violence. Yeah, I've just got to find a way to infiltrate their ranks and become known as a trusted resource. Of course, not having a single GSF in my ponds doesn't help my odds! Reminds be of an old Eagles tune... "Last thing I remember,
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before.
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
Give JHAP your GPS coordinates. He can seed them from the DeathStar. I'll also have to input the coordinates to Rex's place, that way I can empty the Deathstar's "holding" tanks while flying over his place, sort of kill two birds with one stone if ya get my drift. Just tell JHAP you have GSF in your pond and that you like them, and you'll be in the club. It's not quite that easy. Otherwise we would number in the thousands. To become a member one must have an unwavering love of GSF and take the GSA pledge... I pledge to manage my pond in the best interest of the almighty green sunfish and protect this beautiful species from heretical blasphemy. And remember here at the GSA we don't require ANY membership dues. We are 100% supported via extortion, misappropriation, kidnap for ransom, black mail and other time honored fund raising activities. You may however be called upon at some time in the future to serve your Association in whatever capacity that we deem necessary to further the cause of the GSA. It is possible that this service could include less than legal and/or less than moral activities. Once a member of the GSA you are a member for life, only the GSA can terminate you your membership privileges. Then there will be 3 members. I'll have you know that we currently have 14 members on our roster. Heck we even have our very own National Anthem... O beautiful for spacious waters, For amber fins of glory, For emerald streaks majesties Above the oxygenated pond bottom! GREEN SUNFISH!, OH GREEN SUNFISH! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From pond to shining pond! Now carry on with your meaningless lives you blasphemers and hope that we don't smite you with our unrelenting weapons and whatnot. 
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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There is a GSF addict criminal defense online market you may want to develop. I think they avoid social networks though. We don't need any fancy lawyering. We eliminate any would be plaintiff's the old fashioned way - through threats, intimidation, and bodily violence. Yeah, I've just got to find a way to infiltrate their ranks and become known as a trusted resource. Of course, not having a single GSF in my ponds doesn't help my odds! Reminds be of an old Eagles tune... "Last thing I remember,
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before.
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
Give JHAP your GPS coordinates. He can seed them from the DeathStar. I'll also have to input the coordinates to Rex's place, that way I can empty the Deathstar's "holding" tanks while flying over his place, sort of kill two birds with one stone if ya get my drift. Just tell JHAP you have GSF in your pond and that you like them, and you'll be in the club. It's not quite that easy. Otherwise we would number in the thousands. To become a member one must have an unwavering love of GSF and take the GSA pledge... I pledge to manage my pond in the best interest of the almighty green sunfish and protect this beautiful species from heretical blasphemy. And remember here at the GSA we don't require ANY membership dues. We are 100% supported via extortion, misappropriation, kidnap for ransom, black mail and other time honored fund raising activities. You may however be called upon at some time in the future to serve your Association in whatever capacity that we deem necessary to further the cause of the GSA. It is possible that this service could include less than legal and/or less than moral activities. Once a member of the GSA you are a member for life, only the GSA can terminate you your membership privileges. Then there will be 3 members. I'll have you know that we currently have 14 members on our roster. Heck we even have our very own National Anthem... O beautiful for spacious waters, For amber fins of glory, For emerald streaks majesties Above the oxygenated pond bottom! GREEN SUNFISH!, OH GREEN SUNFISH! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From pond to shining pond! Now carry on with your meaningless lives you blasphemers and hope that we don't smite you with our unrelenting weapons and whatnot. Wow. Tax season is clearly over and our poor buddy JHAP is having withdrawals - that post was more complex and cross-referenced than a Form 1040 with every possible schedule attached to it!
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Once JHAP gets past tax season it is all about GFS dreamscaping and post count enhancement. This happens every year.
Miraculously he returns to semi-normal by summer when he gets out his surfboard.
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Wow. Tax season is clearly over and our poor buddy JHAP is having withdrawals - that post was more complex and cross-referenced than a Form 1040 with every possible schedule attached to it! This is just one of those annual happenings that we can do little about. Think of it like a combination of three other things that happen every April: -- spring season in "tornado alley" -- Spring Break at the beaches -- dealing with the season of the " Vomit Blossoms" We just have to put up with it for a few weeks, and then it mostly settles down for the rest of the year.
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Yeah, I've just got to find a way to infiltrate their ranks and become known as a trusted resource. Of course, not having a single GSF in my ponds doesn't help my odds! Don't be so sure! I have heard serious rumblings that JHAP blackmailed Rex into sneaking GSF into the packages that you, Sunil, and I got last October!  So -- I think you can safely infiltrate! Actually -- I think I have a picture of you with a GSF from one of the "farm ponds" we snuck (sneeked??) into last summer with the PB traveling lures!
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Yeah, I've just got to find a way to infiltrate their ranks and become known as a trusted resource. Of course, not having a single GSF in my ponds doesn't help my odds! Don't be so sure! I have heard serious rumblings that JHAP blackmailed Rex into sneaking GSF into the packages that you, Sunil, and I got last October! So -- I think you can safely infiltrate! Actually -- I think I have a picture of you with a GSF from one of the "farm ponds" we snuck (sneeked??) into last summer with the PB traveling lures! Snuck has such ugly connotations to it. I prefer to think we merely took advantage of an opportunity to assist an absentee landowner in facilitating a necessary aquaculture management fish culling procedure!
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I still subscribe to the surfboard theory. Now if I could just find that photo!!
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Catmandoo...your revealing secrets about GSF could seriously lower your cuurnt security clearance!!!
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Those nasty little GSF varmints have snuck onto my truck once, but fortunately some very sharp catfish killed every last one!!!
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Jhap...I finally broke down and ordered my first GSF for transport...My wife wants to fertilize the garden again! 
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Wow. Tax season is clearly over and our poor buddy JHAP is having withdrawals - that post was more complex and cross-referenced than a Form 1040 with every possible schedule attached to it! There is a madness to my method. Once JHAP gets past tax season it is all about GFS dreamscaping and post count enhancement. This happens every year. Miraculously he returns to semi-normal by summer when he gets out his surfboard. I still subscribe to the surfboard theory. Now if I could just find that photo!! I believe this is what you are looking for....  WOW. BEST ROCK & ROLL BAND NAME EVER!!! JHAP & THE VOMIT BLOSSOMS, live and in concert. Coming to a garage near you! Jhap...I finally broke down and ordered my first GSF for transport...My wife wants to fertilize the garden again! As soon as I think of an appropriate retort I shall post it and it will scathe your very essence to the core. As for now, I need a second cup of coffee to drive caffeine into my cerebral cortex to assist in the a fore mentioned retort conjuring. So sit back and prepare to be verbally abused beyond recognition (once the caffeine kicks in).
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Oh snap! That must be one BIG cup of coffee!
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"JHAP & THE VOMIT BLOSSOMS, live and in concert. Coming to a garage near you!"
Ah yes....reminds me of my old band. We were paid $50.00 to pack up and go play somewhere else.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Wow. Tax season is clearly over and our poor buddy JHAP is having withdrawals - that post was more complex and cross-referenced than a Form 1040 with every possible schedule attached to it! There is a madness to my method. Once JHAP gets past tax season it is all about GFS dreamscaping and post count enhancement. This happens every year. Miraculously he returns to semi-normal by summer when he gets out his surfboard. I still subscribe to the surfboard theory. Now if I could just find that photo!! I believe this is what you are looking for.... WOW. BEST ROCK & ROLL BAND NAME EVER!!! JHAP & THE VOMIT BLOSSOMS, live and in concert. Coming to a garage near you! Jhap...I finally broke down and ordered my first GSF for transport...My wife wants to fertilize the garden again! As soon as I think of an appropriate retort I shall post it and it will scathe your very essence to the core. As for now, I need a second cup of coffee to drive caffeine into my cerebral cortex to assist in the a fore mentioned retort conjuring. So sit back and prepare to be verbally abused beyond recognition (once the caffeine kicks in). JHAP in body suit. Think I just had some vomit blossom in my mouth!
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JHAP in body suit. Think I just had some vomit blossom in my mouth! Just consider yourself lucky I wasn't wearing my Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Could someone just make that an acronym (Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece = BCNCP) that would save me a lot of typing.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Man, this forum can be one strange place.
Thank goodness I'm just a spectator and don't actually participate in any fashion.
Wait....
Weirdos.
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.
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JHAP in body suit. Think I just had some vomit blossom in my mouth! Just consider yourself lucky I wasn't wearing my Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece. Dangit! It had been 24 days, 3 hours, and 12 minutes since that image was mentioned on the forum!
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