If you get into Scotts water hole, you won't need an Attorney and the kevlar won't do much good.

Anything under 400 Yds is a chip shot, and the 7mm will blow thru 3/8" mild steel plate at 500 Yds with regular lead/copper bullets. No AP projectiles needed!
Mike, next time I'm by your place I will make sure to punch the GPS to make a waypoint. I'll have the latitude/longitude then.
Dave, Mike doesn't have a rifle, only a shotgun, and it won't reach across his pond. You're safe!