After careful consideration, BISA (Brothers-In-Smallmouth-Association) has decided to cease all naked-picket activities after reports of such activities causing favorable arousals within the target subject(s).
Naked-picketing will be replaced with long-winded & boring poetry readings broadcast over loudspeakers, augmented with the playing of really bad music such as Ted Nugent, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Limp Biskit. Elton John's music will only be added between the hours of 2AM and 3AM.
At the next BISA board meeting, chain quilting will be submitted as a secondary alternative to naked-picketing.
