Eric, where smallies are involved, you need only send out a signal flare to initiate the resources of the Pond Boss Brothers-In-Smallmouth Association (BISA).

At a moments notice, we can proceed with a naked picket line on your neighbor's property. Trust me, it's more disturbing to your neighbor than it sounds.

We prefer to nude-picket in temperatures over 60 degrees F, however, if required for colder temperatures, we use a single sock as protection. It's still pretty disturbing due to the sock not staying on because of shrinkage.


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."