I've been to Florida once.

Had to change planes in Miami to get to Puerto Rico. (stupid agent) Travelling with a guy from Westinghouse to go to one of their plants. He wanted some chewing gum, and I wanted a pop, so I headed out. Not enough change in my pocket for the vending machines so had to get some more change.

I walked into sorta a bar type place at the airport, and as soon as I walked in, I knew something was wrong...

I will never go to Florida again... NO Way!!!... That was scary!!!... Got my change and ran like hell...