Holy Moly, my BS meter is running at red line and Heretic Alarm Klaxon is sounding relentlessly.
I leave you pond meisters up to your own devices for a brief stint and what do I find? That you all have consumed the poison koolaid!
I see now that I am unable to turn my back on this forum for even a brief respite without having lunacy abound.
But no more my friends, obviously the "winter crazies" have set in and I shall be required to monitor your blasphemies more closely.