Think of JHAP/JWHAP, their adventures, and JHAP'a descriptions -- maybe funnier, but just as ...???... I'm at a loss for a description. Bill Heavey apparently lives somewhere in Northern Virginia. He and JHAP definitely balance the East and West Coasts.
Hmmmm, I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)