You're right. It's time to start the long, sinister indoctrination of Shor-TAY.
It begins with subliminal messages. I've already tapped into his cell phone. Next I have a little "talk" with his sattelite company. Then as the final coup, I break into his house and steall all of the letters out of his Alpha-Bits except for the S, E, I and N's.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.