Mapquest does not work in "Ken's" area. GPS coordinates do not work in "Ken's" area. "Ken" and his "pond" are figments of your imagination. There is nothing for you to see here. Move along.
Wow! That is true friendship and protection! Sometime I'll let the secret slip about Todd's history as a bodyguard for people like Andre the Giant, Chuck Norris, and John McClane.
Actually, Todd tells the real truth, and nothing but the truth. Our county has been promising us addresses for nearly ten years -- Mapquest really does not work where I live. We don't have addresses. To find my mythical pond, I had to give Todd landmarks like the local funeral home and a big rock. My GPS coordinates aren't even close to where I live.
As for not being home . . . I'm gone a lot. But, "Toofy" isn't
And, "Hannibal Lecter" is usually close by, you just won't see him until the very last moment --
They both love people. We just don't let them have very many since they seem to upset their tummies.
