It was about, maybe, 14 inches long. If Todd saw it, undoubtedly, a new species would have been named: Copperhead Rattle-moccasin Cobra, and it would probably be a spitter
Picture is from the MI DNR website.
14 inches my butt! Probably more like 4 feet and probably really WAS a spitting cobra that escaped from the zoo or something! You, sir, were waaaaaay too nonchalant with that bugger!