They probably use a bidet. ("It's for washing off your backside!")

Ed, we had a couple of them complain that when they bought their property, there were woods next door, and then we had them logged. \:\(

We replied that when we bought our place, there was another farm next door, then they put in a subdivision. :p

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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