Since it's against the law for a business to post a prize and not offer it, you have to legally give me what I want! I'll be nice and only take a lifetime's worth of Aquashade.
Thank you Herman Brothers Pond Mangagement!
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
I'll be nice and only take a lifetime's worth of Aquashade. 
