Someone needs a really good scare like a couple of my elementary school friends got at Ft. Bragg, North Carolina during the Vietnam era. There was a mock V.C. village on the post for training and my two friends wondered into the area out of curiosity. It was a dangerous place complete with mock booby traps and pits so it was a big no no to be there. I'm not even sure how they got in. Anyway, whoever the guy was that ran it (I think he was Vietnamese) decided to scare the hell out of them so they would never come back. By the time it was over my friends were sure they had been to Vietnam in a combat zone and been captured by a real Viet Cong.
Needless to say they never went back and I'm sure their dads who were in Special Forces like my dad was, make life miserable for them too.
