Originally Posted By: Brettski
When I'm comin' down, tho, it's a problem (not because I'm walking backward, JHAP).

I would have never suggested something that stupid. Here are more intelligent solutions:

Bilateral leg reduction.

Cut a "head clearance" notch in the cross beam.

Place a hard hat rack at the top and bottom of the stairs.

Forget what your mom said and always slouch when walking up the stairs.

At the appointed time for inpection I could give the inspector a personal tour of your property wearing only my neoprene brazillian cut cod piece. Fear and loathing goes a long way toward speeding up a home inspection.


 Originally Posted By: Theo Gallus
You'd trust any of these three around a brass pole?


Hey I earned $157.00 at the first Pond Boss due to the brass pole in the bar. Of course I was being paid in dollar bills to stay away from the pole but heck it all spends the same.

JHAP
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