Wow DIED - I'm sorry. Feel good you didn't happen upon the losers in the act - you'd have an enitirely new issue with which to deal.

I'm trying to find some silver lining here...maybe Mrs. DIED can see fit to give you the allowance to buy a new boat? One with a force field, ideally, when you're away.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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