Dave, LOL! Being a recon scout in the army i remember many nights praying to the porcelain gods. It took nights like those for me to realize the merrits of a single highland malt v's lots of cheep rot gut. I'll drop a benjamin on a bottle any day of the week before getting something thats on sale. It also taught me to only go through 2-3 bottles a year, cant afford to chug expensive stuff (lol).