Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
 Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
just out of curiosity, how DOES a leech field grow??


A leech field grows much like ambulance chasing attorneys grow their law practice.











They both try to get blood out of every living thing that crosses their path.




Sorry attorneys, the devil made me do it.



Disclaimer:
JHAP has the highest level of respect for most attorneys and in fact works with a number of attorneys in his accounting practice. JHAP is a firm believer that engaging a good attorney is the corner stone of any good business. JHAP realizes that DIED was talking about the "other" kind of leech field but the joke doesn't work anywhere near as well with a septic leech field versus the blood sucking kind of leach. JHAP is not sure why he is speaking in third person but he must admit he finds it amusing.


But where a good attorney makes it a true art form is by sucking just enough blood to allow his prey to live, able to give blood again on another day!

Todd La Neve

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