A elderly lady that lives down the street from my German relatives wanted to get her dog bred. Someone thought it would be funny to send her to the town's brothel. Not knowing any better she showed up at the door and a lovely lady answered. The elderly lady said, "I'm here to have my dog bred." Needless to say she got the door slammed in her face.

If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.